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JESUS vs. JEEZUS
[JESUS is a disgruntled man with messy black hair and a rough black beard, wearing a robe made of coarse fabric. JEEZUS is a smiling man with neatly parted blond hair and a blond trimmed beard, wearing a fine robe, an American flag, and a cross pendant, and holding a smiling baby in one hand and a machine gun in the other.]
ON SEXUAL IMMORALITY:
JESUS: “If any one of you is without sin, let him cast the first stone.” (John 8:7)
JEEZUS: “I hate fags!”
ON ALCOHOL AND DRUGS:
JESUS: “What goes into a man’s mouth does not defile him, but what comes out of his mouth, that defiles him.” (Matthew 15:11)
JEEZUS: “But only say ‘Nay’! Get ye high on Me!”
ON ABORTION:
JESUS: ——————————-
JEEZUS: “Bring the little fetuses unto me, for they are precious to Me. On this issue shalt thou vote, and on this alone.”
ON WAR:
JESUS: “All who draw the sword will die by the sword.” (Matthew 26:52)
JEEZUS: “Slay ye every one of them, and I shall sort them out!”
ON SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE:
JESUS: “Render unto Cæsar what is Cæsar’s, and render unto God what is God’s.” (Matthew 22:21)
JEEZUS: “I am the state!”
ON MONEY:
JESUS: “It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven.” (Matthew 19:23)
JEEZUS: “Make thy pledge now, at Our toll-free number.”
— Tim Kreider, The Pain — When Will It End?, http://www.thepaincomics.com/
A Venezuelan soldier near death clinging to a priest. He was shot during an ambush by Leftists in opposition of military rule. While this picture was taken the two men were surrounded by snipers.
Venezuela, 1962.
(Source: picturesofwar)




